People only think that Russia's chief exports are Tetris, Yakov Smirnoff, and Betamax versions of the Robin Williams vehicle/debacle, Moscow on the Hudson, but they are just plain ignorant. Did you ever hear of the band t.A.T.u.? If you haven’t, then you better wake up and smell the Stolichnaya! These girls, Julia Volkova (the smaller hottie), age 17, and Elena Katina (the red-hot red-head), age 18, hail from Moscow. Not only that, but them girls is hot! Not only that, but they is lesbians lovers. And for once, I am not making this stuff up people!! Wow, these Non U.S. Hotties sure make me wish that I was still in school at good ole Nikita Khrushchev High (home of the Red Squares)! Wanna know what "t.A.T.u." means? It's the Russian phrase Ta lyubit Tu, or "This girl loves That girl." Wanna know why t.A.T.u. rule? Cause they do and they're not from the U.S.!

I gots 2 become a Cosmonaut so I can study these STARS!

t.A.T.u.'s video for their hit song, "All The Things She Said" features wet t-shirts, holding hands, and kisses between comrades!

Click here to watch the HOTTIEST video EVER! Cause Georgia's Always On My Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi Mind!!. Here is a picture of the gals showing off their new jeans that they just bought from GAP for Hotties!! You two have been way too naughty! Go straight to bed with no dessert! Non U.S. Hotties is Russian, cause wees always in a hurry! I may not be a mind reader, but I think I know what she's thinking!