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The 2 Hotties
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MULHOLLAND DR.

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Naomi and Laura Elena are thinking about how HOT and FOREIGN they both are!
If you never caught Mulholland Dr., then that means you probably don't like seeing Non U.S. hotties getting nekkid and fondling each other. That's right! David Lynch is a pure genius. After ABC axed the pilot for Mulholland Dr., (probably for that John Ritter vehicle, "8 Things I Hate About A John Ritter Show" or something stoopid like that Ben Shitfleck produced shit stain, "Shit, Nevada") he went back to the drawing board. It was at this very drawing board that he decided to make it a feature length mooovie by adding a hot lesbian scene. And who were these two lovely hotties that changed cinema and my life forever? None other than Naomi Watts and Laura Elena Harring.

Watts Going On?

Naomi is Watts every man wants!
Nay Nay (as The New Orleans Times-Picayune has dubbed her) was born in Shoreham, England and raised in Australia. Can you people believe that Australia is loaded with so many honies? If Yahoo Serious was still the man, he could possibly score a date with Naomi. But Naomi is big stuff now and has no mo time for feeble outback men like Paul Hogan or those blokes in the Vines who think they're Nirvana. She also starred in this aiight movie called The Ring. It was actually a remake of a Japanese movie called Ringu...not to be confused with the worst spaghetti sauce this side of the Cuyahoga River, Ragu.

A Red Harring?


When nudity is not an option,
the side-boob look always works!
Laura Elena probably holds the title for coolest hottie ever.
Czech out her crazy/beautiful past:

- Lived the first ten years of her life in Mexico, before her family relocated to San Antonio, Texas (that's where the Alamo is).

- Winner of the1985 Miss USA crown. (I mean she's not originally from the U.S., but America knows a hottie when they see one and crowned here instead of some fla-whosie from Delaware.)

- She married Count Carl von Bismarck, earning the title of Countess. A title which she still holds. Although the marriage did not last, she and Carl remain friends.

- She loves Bisquick, but hates Nestle Quick.

- One of her first starring roles was in the monster hit The Forbidden Dance. It was the second highest grossing Lambada film ever, clocking in at $1.8 million. FYI: The king of all Lambada movies, Lambada, took in a whopping Four point 2 million dollaz at the box office.


These hotties really know how to bust a move!

Breakfast is good. But holding hands is better!
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