WANTED: George Lucas For Pissing On My Childhood
George, chill out on the Star Wars shit. You should have stopped in 1983. If you really needed the money, I could have sent you a few bucks. Jar Jar Binks? Hayden Christensen? and N Sync Jedis? What happened to the man who once gave the world Lobot?
Here Lobot asks Billy Dee for some advice on how to bag some Non U.S. Hotties.
WANTED: Lobot For Being the Man
Cloud City: Most people who live there have mustaches, but not good ole Lobot. He just has his shiny bald head and that phat MP3 player attached to it. In his spare time, he calls his brother, the dude who played the principal from Back to the Future.
Best Movies That I Saw in 2002
1. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
2. City of God
3. About Schmidt
4. Adaptation
5. One Hour Photo
6. The Kid Stays in the Picture
7. Pumpkin
8. Far From Heaven
9. Talk To Her
10. Bowling for Columbine
Honorable Mention: The Good Girl, Jackass: The Movie, Insomnia, Auto Focus, 25th Hour, Chicago, Secretary, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Lovely and Amazing, The Hours, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Most Overrated Films of the Year:Road to Perdition, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Punch-Drunk Love, 24 Hour Party People, Igby Goes Down, Gangs of New York, Minority Report, Signs
The 1st Annual NonUsHotties.8k.com Movie Awards
The P.T. Anderson Most Pretentious Director the Year : P.T. Anderson, Punch-Drunk Love
Best Julia Stiles Movie: None
Best Movie Re-Released That I Never Saw As a Child: E.T.
Biggest Pair of Boobs in a Movie: Kathy Bates, About Schmidt 2nd place: Eddie Murphy & Robert DeNiro, Showtime
Best Mustache: Daniel Day-Lewis, Gangs of New York
Movie I Wish Was Released in 2002 So I Could Put It on My Top Ten List: Donnie Darko
Please Don't Ever Sing in a Movie Again Award: John C. Reilly, Chicago
The One Movie That Should Have Been Made Instead of Two:Ballistic: XXX vs. Sever
Worst Movie I Saw All Year and Maybe Ever:Scooby Doo
The Only Robin Williams Movie That Sucked in 2002: Death to Smoochy
