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OTTO IS A HOTT-O!
Everyone's favorite woman in LOTR that isn't Liv Taylor or Kate Blanket

I wish she could read me my Miranda Rights!
Miranda was recently dethroned of her Hottiest Hottie not from the U.S. at the moment title just the other day. That honor has now been bestowed on the 2 hotties from t.A.T.u.. But don't worry folks, she will always be a hottie. Ms. Otto is gonna be big stuff I tell ya, despite the fact that she's not 18 years old or Russian. She gonna be so big, that Madonna is going to adopt a last name and she will be Madonna Otto. Miranda is in the biggest movie since Howard the Duck -- The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Everyone is in this movie: Steve Tyler's daughter, that old dude who wanted Brandon Frasier, Viggo - the Master of Evil, and Chunk's best friend, Sean Astin. All of these men should count their lucky stars that they got to co-star in a movie with Miranda. She's going to be so big and have so many lunch meetings, that she wont have any time for her ye olde friends!


THIS HOTTIE IS ON OTTO-PILOT!

Something interesting I read/stole from someone's website: After Cameron Diaz decided to star in Being John Malkovich, Otto lost the role in a film she really wanted to do. If Cameron Diaz didn't take that role, Miranda could have be in Charlize's Angels with Lisa Ling and Drew Barrymore. She could have also been in Gangs of New York. But thank the maker that she wasn't in that stinker! She would have totally fallen in love with her co-star, Leonardo DiCaprio or one of his buddies, like Spiderman Maguire or David Faustino. Wow. Miranda is amazing. I'm glad she's in Lord of the Dance. That way people in generations to come will see her in the movies. Maybe in the future, George Lucas will wise up and digitally change Episode I & II and it'll be just 90 minutes of Darth Maul and Jango Fett fighting a jumping Yoda and a pimping Lobot. Maybe the Washington Wizards will be changed back to the Washington Bullets. Maybe I'll visit Australia some day! Send me a dollar and then I can go Australia and take Miranda out for some lunch.
Miranda is not only a crazy hottie,
but she's CRAZY hot too!

Just standing next to Miranda makes this man not
only not scary, but almost a male Non U.S. hottie. 		Otto's Motto is Live and Be HOT!

Miranda Otto is from Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. Australia is a large country. It's actually its own continent. But when people talk of continents, the usually lump Australia with Antarctica together and don't count them with the other 5. That's not fair! Miranda is so beautiful, that Australia should be renamed, Mirandalia. She is the daughter of famed Australian actor, Barry Otto.


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