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He is not a Hottie or a woman, and he is more American than Alan Alda, but he is the coolest man and needs more love on the internet. Therefore, this site is home to the Mayor McCheese for Mayor Campaign. In an unrelated story, Mayor McCheese is named People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for the 6th year in a row - Ben Affleck Vows Vengeance
When McCheese was a younger, he would often cause mischief with his crony Grimace. But after a bitter contract dispute with Ronald McDonald, McCheese moved to Hollywood to fufill his dreams of becoming a pimp and a pusher. When that failed to materialize, he turned to acting. Unable to pay the bills after months of dinner theater, he happened to land bit parts in some Stephen Dorff films. He met Ms. Pike when he tried out for the role of Gustav Graves in Die Another Day.
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Here the Mayor celebrates his re-election with Ms. Pike (not pictured)
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