Dame Judi Dench aint got nuttin on you babe!

JK Rowling Makes Kids Read & Makes Me Blush

JK Rowling is a British chick who has sold more books than The Chonicles of Narnia, Romana Quimby, and Choose Your Own Adventure has all combined!  We all know that she's really Hermoine in the books and a hot hottie in real life!!  She takes her jolly-ass time writing, but who cares!!  When yer this old AND fly, you can do what you want.  If I was her, I'd go to the spa everyday and watch movies and eat Twix.

JK Is More Popular Than Jay-Z

She got re-married to this dude and broke my heart.  I was looking forward to being the father of her children and living off her book royalties for years to come!!

Please be MY sugar mommy!!